In a recent survey, people from Detroit have proved to be the most likely to have had sex in the shower!
In the survey, carried out for leading toiletries firm 'Brut', a huge 86% of
Detroit residents said that they have enjoyed sex in the shower.
The other 14% said they hadn't been to prison.
There was a Chemistry professor in a large college that had some exchange
students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab the professor
noticed one young man (exchange student) who kept rubbing his back and
stretching as if his back hurt. The professor asked the young man what
was the matter. The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He
had been shot while fighting communists in his native country who were
trying to overthrow his country's government and install a new communist
regime. In the midst of his story he looked at the professor and asked a
strange question. He asked, ' Do you know how to catch wild pigs?'
The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line. The young
man said this was no joke.'You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place
in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to
come everyday to eat the free corn. When they are used to coming everyday,
you put a fence down one side of the place where they are used to coming.
When they get used to the fence, they begin to eat the corn again and you
put up another side of the fence. They get used to that and start to eat
again. You continue until you have all four sides of the fence up with a
gate in the last side. The pigs, who are used to the free corn, start to
come through the gate to eat, you slam the gate on them and catch the whole
herd.
Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their freedom. They run around and around
inside the fence, but they are caught. Soon they go back to eating the free
corn. They are so used to it that they have forgotten how to forage in the
woods for themselves, so they accept their captivity. The young man then
told the professor that is exactly what he sees happening to America . The
government keeps pushing us toward Communism/Socialism and keeps spreading
the free corn out in the form of programs such as supplemental income, tax
credit for unearned income,
tobacco subsidies, dairy subsidies, payments not to plant crops, welfare,
medicine, drugs, free medical, etc. while we continually lose our freedoms -
just a little at a time.
One should always remember 'There is no such thing as a free lunch!
Also, a politician will never provide a service for you cheaper than you can
do it yourself. The Obama/Clinton primary campaign was totally based on
free corn. Every time Obama opens his mouth, out comes another hand full of
corn as he says.."I have a program to.......etc. etc. etc."
Also, if you see that all of this wonderful government 'help' is a problem
confronting the future of democracy in America , you might want to send this
on to your friends. If you think the free ride is essential to your way of
life, then you will probably delete this email, but God help you when the
gate slams shut!
'A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to
take away everything you have.' -. Thomas Jefferson
A woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the
sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding.
'Of course, madam,' replied the sales clerk, 'exactly what type and color
are
you looking for?'
The bride to be said: 'A long frilly white dress with a veil.'
The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, 'Please don't take this the
wrong way,
but gowns of that nature is considered more appropriate for brides who are
being married the first time - for those who are a bit more innocent, if you
know
what I mean? Perhaps ivory or sky blue would be nice?'
'Well,' replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's directness, 'I
can assure
you that a white gown would be quite appropriate. Believe it or not, despite
all my
marriages, I remain as innocent as a first-time bride. You see, my first
husband
was so excited about our wedding, he died as we were checking into our
hotel.
My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the limo on our
way to
our honeymoon that we had that wedding annulled immediately and never spoke
to each other again.'
'What about your third husband?' asked the sales clerk.
'That one was a Democrat,' said the woman, 'and every night for four years,
he
just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was going to be, but
nothing ever happened.'
LET ME SEE IF I HAVE THIS STRAIGHT:
HIS FATHER WAS A KENYAN, MOSLEM, BLACK - WE HAVE SEEN PICTURES OF HIS
AFRICAN 'FAMILY'
HIS MOTHER IS A KANSAN, ATHEIST, WHITE-
WHERE ARE THE PICTURES OF HIS KANSAN, WHITE MOTHER AND HIS WHITE
GRANDPARENTS WHO RAISED HIM?
HIS FATHER DESERTED HIS MOTHER AND HIM WHEN HE WAS VERY YOUNG AND WENT BACK
TO HIS FAMILY IN KENYA
HIS MOTHER MARRIED AN INDONESIAN MOSLEM AND TOOK HIM TO JAKARTA WHERE HE
WAS SCHOOLED IN A MOSLEM SCHOOL
HIS MOTHER RETURNED TO HAWAII AND HE WAS RAISED BY HIS WHITE KANSAN
GRANDPARENTS
HE LATER WENT TO THE BEST HIGH DOLLAR SCHOOLS; HOW?
HE LIVES IN A $1.4 MILLION DOLLAR HOUSE THAT HE ACQUIRED THROUGH A DEAL
WITH A WEALTHY FUND RAISER; HOW?
HE 'WORKED' AS A CIVIL RIGHTS ACTIVI ST IN CHICAGO - HAS NEVER HELD A
PRODUCTIVE JOB. He has never even run a corner hot dog stand. Or met a
payroll. Or managed anything besides his political offices and his
speeches. And he wants you to believe that he should be CEO of the most
powerful and complex nation in the world, and Commander In Chief of our
armed forces???
THE PRESIDENCY IS NOT A CIVIL RIGHTS POST!
NOR IS IT SUBJECT TO AFFIRMATIVE ACTION SET ASIDES!
HE ENTERED POLITICS AT THE STATE LEVEL AND THEN THE NATIONAL LEVEL WHERE HE
HAS MINIMAL EXPERIENCE
HE IS PROUD OF HIS 'AFRICAN HERITAGE' BUT IT SEEMS THAT HIS ONLY AFRICAN
CONNECTION WAS THAT HIS AFRICAN FATHER GOT A WHITE GIRL PREGNANT AND
DESERTED HER. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT SPERM CARRIED A 'CULTURAL' GENE . WHERE IS
THE PRIDE IN HIS WHITE CULTURE?
HE GOES (for twenty years) TO A 'AFROCENTRIC' CHURCH THAT HATES WHITES,
HATES JEWS, AND BLAMES AMERICA FOR ALL THE WORLDS PERCEIVED FAULTS AND THEN
REPEATEDLY COVERS UP FOR THE PASTOR AND THE CHURCH
HE CLAIMS THAT HE COULD NOT CONFRONT HIS PASTOR BUT HE WANTS US TO BELIEVE
THAT HE CAN CONFRONT NORTH KOREA AND IRAN, RIGHT!!!
YEAH, I THINK I SEE HOW HE COULD BE A UNITER AND BRING US TOGETHER. I THINK
THE HOPE IS THAT HE HOPES NO ONE WILL PUT THE PIECES TOGETHER!
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As you watch the flooding in the Midwest , have you noticed that there are
no farmers running around with stolen plasma TVs or holding stolen liquor
over their heads. There's no looting or yelling "Where's Bush?", "Where's
FEMA?, Where's my check?", or "Why isn't the Gov't out here saving me and
my farm?"
Likewise, I've also noticed there are no reports of any other country coming
to help or sending aid. Where is that guy from the netherlands who is
responsible for disaster aid for the UN ?
Shocking contrast ...
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers!
What the hell -- they don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The
strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party
atmosphere"
going in the cabin.And, of course, every businessman in this country would
start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus
saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we
could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of
the tips, including those for lap dances and "special services."
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women.
Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the air line industry
would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we
handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
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